Dear fellow pre-med student,
I notice that you apparently get a kick out of making fun of my age...you know, even with a brain that graduated a few years ago, I'm still pretty perceptive. So, today, when you told me to ask the Prof. to start passing the tests out on our side of the room because I needed more time because I was way older? I sort of got the dig...wait, what was I talking about? I forgot. Oh no! Dimentia is setting in!
Better go buy my wrinkle cream and get out my hearing aides,
The 30 something pre-med